I am 15% Redneck

[] I know who the bellamy Brothers are.
[] I own 3 or more Hank Williams Jr. Cds
[] I dip or did once
[] I dip copenhagen or skoal
[] i can name more than 3 breeds of horses
[] i can name more than 3 breeds of pigs
[] i can name more than 3 breeds of cows
[] I can sing any garth brooks song you can name
[] I know who Chris Ledoux is and what he did at rodeos
[X] I can tell you what N.A.S.C.A.R. stands for (I think it is north american stock car racing assoication)
[ ] i could tell you every thing on a Jack daniels bottle from memory
[x] I know what kind of horses pull the budweiser buggy
[] I can name all the states that were in the confederacy
[] I know how many stars are on a confederate/rebel flag
[ ] 8,24,17,88,3,20,48 arent just any numbers
[x] i have spent more than $60 on alcohol at one time
[] i drive a 4X4
[] i have a four wheeler with rackxs on it
[] i think rascal flatts are gay
[] I can sing every line of "Country Boy Can Survive"
[] I play guitar
[] I own an acoustic guitar
[] I drive a diesel truck and have actually pulled something with it
[] I have killed something and eaten it
[] I have sat 15' up in a tree for 3 hours not moving in weather below 50
[] I can shoot a bow
[] I own more than 3 Dixie Outfitter Shirts
[] I own wranglers
[] I can wear boots everyday all day
[] I can do the "Watermelon Crawl"
[x] I have seen the "Dukes of Hazzard" The T.V. show
[x] I have invented my own alcoholic beverage
[x]I know what moonshine is
[] I have a deer on the wall somewhere in my house
[] I can tell the difference between a catfish & a mudfish
[] I have changed my own oil
[] i can name 5 or more Alan Jackson songs
[] i live on a farm or ranch
[x] I have touched a cow (petting farm)
[] i have a lift on my vehicle
[] I can tell the deference between a Superswamper and a Buckshot Tire
[x] I have shot a shot-gun (boyscouts!!!)
[] I think all deer are cute like bambi
[] I own a john deere tractor. T-shirts dont count.
[] I have fished all day
[] I Have ridden on a Airboat
[] I can quote larry-The-Cable-Guy for more than 5 minutes
[] I can flip a beer cap more than 15 feet
[] I have actually gotten mud on the tires
[] I have been to an actual mudhole or mudboggin event
[] i have gotten so stuck i couldnt open the doors
[]I wear a belt with a big buckle
[] I have ridden a bull
[] I have been to a rodeo
[] I wear camoflauge
[] I can tell the difference between mossy oak break up and realtree
[X] I own over 5 beer coozies (Canada with Ryan's family)
[] I have been in a tree stand
[] I can use a turkey call
[] I can tell the difference between budweiser, bud light, and budweiser select labels at 30 yards
[] I have pulled somebody out of the mud
[] I have worn a hat all day
[] I have slept with my boots on
[] I think my cousin is sexy
[] I can play the banjo
[] I can name 3 or more country radio station
[x] I have bought my breakfast from a gas station
[] I can name all the parts of a cow stomach
[] I have used a aeresol can in a manner inconsitent with its labeling
[ ] I like the smell of WD-40
[X] I know that Duct-Tape is actually Duct-Tape not "Duck-Tape"
[] I have done my own mechanic work on a vehicle
[] I have 3 or more motors in my yard
[] I have 3 or more junk vehicles that are all the same manufacturer
[] I have put 2 or more vehicles together to make one
[] I own a "Mud Truck"
[] There is a confederate/rebel flag on display somewhere in my car
[] I live at home in a trailer house...
[] I like redneck boys/girls
[] I have shot an animal
[] I have rode a fourwheeler more than 20 miles in one day
[X] I have eluded and evaded the cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[] I used illegal fireworks
[] I have made my own fireworks
[] I have a owned more than 5 dogs at a time
[] I can speak fluently on a CB radio
[] I have a relative that drives a semi for a living
[x] I have been to a Nascar Race (Las Vegas baby!!!)
[] The only "Kings" I know are Richard Petty and Elvis
[] I have gigged a frog
[] I know what frog giggin is
[] I have opened a beer with my teeth
[X] I have been in a drunken fight with one of my best friends
[] I know how many cigarettes are in a pack of marlboros
[] I know who David Allen Coe is
[X] I can be with a woman/man who gets drunker than me
[] I have a kitchen appliance on the outside of my house
[] I have sung along to Free Bird
[] I can spit farther than 5 feet